LOL! This is the SMS that Toh Zheng Xiang sent me:
有一天，魔王把公主抓走，公主一直叫...
魔王 ：你尽管叫破喉咙吧！没有人会来救你的！
公主 ：破喉咙~破喉咙~
没有人：公主~我来救你了！
魔王 ：说曹操曹操就到！
曹操 ：魔王！你叫我干吗？
魔王 ：哇，见鬼了！
鬼 ：肏，被发现了！
肏 ：胡说！谁发现我？
谁 ：关我屁事？
魔王 ：OH MY GOD!
上帝 ：谁叫我？
谁 ：没有人叫你！
没有人：我哪有？
从此，魔王精神分裂...
Poor me, I had been getting diarrhoea these days... Is it so hard for me just to get some ace? Last night I was busy meddling with the Geog presentation till 2 am. Then I got diarrhoea... Luckily I wasn't affected by it during the Chinese exam. Phew! But then some other factors affected me so I can't think properly! Talking about misfortunes, I am the most fortunate, but also the most unfortunate! Is there such a thing? Of course! I get all the good fortunes and all the bad ones, isn't it?
I got A2 for Science! Blueh! A2? Gosh! That's ridiculous! Anyway, I still have to blame myself for setting the alarm clock at 12:00 instead of 00:00 to revise. Anyway, no time to do the paper at all... it's only 35 minutes I think. 1 min for each question... You should have seen the chart in the previous post. MSG 2.71... Stock market business go down... 2.14 decrease to 2.71... Hopefully next time can rise... Or probably will decrease till the extreme and then it will rise...
Poor me... MSG 2.83. Must be one of the last few in class. Luckily the last paper to be given out is Science! Ignoring the top few professionals in class ): , who got 30 and above... Hopefully I also get 30+. If I don't (my parents don't care anyway, it's my own business) then don't be too surprised if the world had 1 less person, but if I do, also don't be too surprised (: . Some moron is gonna get killed! LOL!
So anyway, if:
Grade MSG
------ ------
--A1--2.57-
--A2--2.71-
--B3--2.86-
--B4----3---
--C5--3.14-
--C6--3.29-
By the way, I passed Literature!
I know I don't possess something called stamina, but please, Integrity, you don't know that's in your school values? Freak! 6 rounds with 18.08min with people passing running 5 rounds 15.45min. What the fish! Poor me, when I am supposed to run and yet I am jogging. Still, knowledge comes with experience. 咳，失败还是会生一个失败，生不出成功了啦！私は失敗者です。
Now, now... Due to the fact that my English is really poor, when I mean poor I mean poor... Almost half the class got A1! Yet, they are still telling me to buck up instead of letting me work on my strength... What a waste of time! In the first place, the school already emphasised "Has strong interest but no potential=Will not succeed" It's just the lack of foresight. Making me succeed in language is like forcing a fish to stay alive out of water! Is this possible? No! Then why waste your efforts? Isn't this the main part of Singapore's education being efficient? Separating people at an early age? Thus, why is NUS the only school that offers such kind of education? Don't say I regret not going there, please, they don't teach Geography in the first Semester... Which ever thinks-himself-as-an-all-rounder reads this and thinks they don't need to do such a thing, why not you see your A1s, bare? Like this, your game of survival will end in years to come...
