OVERTHROW the 谢 dynasty!!!

This is the first post about the rebellion, but I will post one every weekday (if I can manage), because there is Chinese lesson every school day. I am not against Chinese as we all know (HCI Sec1LMN), but with 林NE resigning and 谢谢谢 replacing him, she is totally giving the three classes nightmares, thinking that we were as good as Sec4s. She didn't teach Sec1 for >10 years as we all know... And that year was before 1997... And people do paper work as I have stressed over and over again... Now she comes back teaching Sec1, and she is using her Sec4 methods to torture us. We all know that there is something called "OVERKILL!!!" when one can't stand something, and that's what she is giving us. Today, I got back my 私函 and got 12. Obviously she can see that I am not fit to get 12! Yet 林NE says that he is one of the 四大杀手s. Obviously he was the fourth, who was Junior, haha... but it's not fair, me getting 12... So anyway, her boring lesson which I don't want anyone to remember/know to prevent blood-vomitting, it's worse than running around the track for 100 rounds (1000 for athletes)! So anyway, I was thinking about a strike! We can't let the piggy influence our thinking... We aren't farm animals, we are HUMANS! So anyone interested in the strike? Please send an email to my email account which you people should know, if you don't go ask any dude in school... Of course there must be enough people, if not we can't get what we want like Voldemort not able to rule the magical world... Like 80% will do... The rest can follow up, tasting your own medicine is really bad you know, but we have to in life, and so does her!

We stand only when united!!!

哈利・波特与凤凰令 Rocked!

Well, even though many of my friends say that Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix was cut like hell and disappointing, it just rocks for me, because I forgot whatever that happened and the scenes in the movie were reminders of the main things. However, I can explain that it is not in detail as there was much more to the part where Harry and friends were in the Ministry fighting the Death Eaters and stuff and Dolores Umbridge getting into trouble with the centaurs had Harry and Hermione in some difficult circumstances as well. So even though it rocked, there were many parts that weren't good. I fell like I am doing my history test, I agree that blah blah blah. However, there was reasons such as blah blah and blah blah that shows blah blah blah. In conclusion, the main reason was blah blah as it blah blah and blah blah blah. Getting pissed off with the 'blah's? Serves you right for reading! So anyway, you have wasted some of your time reading the 'blah's that didn't mean anything. Boo!

Today is so different from 2001

Well, there aren't much homework today, so well, my brain is always active when I don't feel tired so I thought about anything that comes into my head. First in line was that day during band practice, when the 犀牛 told me that Sec 1 is actually very slack. So let's see, since he was Sec 4, so which means he was the 2003 batch to graduate from PSLE, and so anyway, 2004. Yeah right! That time was when Windows XP was just invented, and most likely Microsoft haven't came up with anything interesting. So you can actually see that they are doing paper work, and paper work is the simplest of all, like duh, do you prefer doing a powerpoint presentation or just a piece of worksheet with a few questions on it? So you see, being born late isn't good, and probably the next generation is gonna suffer more. So you see, we must cherish whatever we have and yet we can't because the grass is really greener on the other side, but we can't complain. Still, it's also my own fault that I have chosen to be like this, one of the big contributors that have driven me to "Semi-emoness", probably about 40%, and somehow being crazy feels like de-stressing but also lets people to have a bad impression on me. Life is all about choices, every good thing has a bad price, and it's just about when you want to pay and get, whether you want the money first or the thing first. I like to stay on the safe side, and want to make full use of the time but cannot affect other factors. It's totally impossible, but I survived till now, with so many lectures to attend and so much homework to finish up and still considered to be in the lucky ones because I do not need to care about living requirements. Wish: Microsoft being a failure and the death of Bill Gates which has caused me to be living like this. I can't complain, but I have the right to do so...

13th July=Misfortunes Day

Today was one of the stupidest days ever, since it's 13th July. When I say it's stupid means it's stupid, doesn't have to compare it with me because something that even I consider stupid means it's... Well, you know what that means... So anyway, Harmony Cup 2007 today. 3pm, A Fat Lion VS. Otters (you know what I am referring to) for 3rd and 4th placing. Otters was the lousiest of all anyway, no supporters and blah blah (which means anything that proves that they suck!). So the game ended with 3-0. It's alright though, LOL! Then it's ProstituteEducation.Com VS. Ice Park. The game ended with 1-0 with Pro-something 1st in position. Like it's so dumb, the Ice Keeper just missed 1 ball which caused everything. Anyway, those people are gay, 3 people gaying 1 Ice Striker. 贱 right? So anyway, the keeper was so good, except that the day being July 13th so he missed one and then we lost...

Answer to the exact value of pi: 3 and a little bit more...

Contradiction

LOL! Tomorrow it's the Harmony Cup, on July 13th, the day which wasn't supposed to exist but existed probably some retard wanted to curse people (the first few prime numbers are all unlucky... 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13 and continued...) and decided to slot in the dates: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29 and 31 so that people are cursed. Everyone can't be blessed anyway, some have to be blasted... And so 13th of July is tomorrow, and it stoopid! During the Sec 1 Assembly... All will be excused from your EP3 so that you can go for the Harmony Cup... WOW! Going home early is indeed a pleasure, but then right after that, the TICs were announcing that we will be going for EP3. Like it's so hard to decide... Sit in air-con room and leave late or bear the sun and leave early? Still, I wanna buy time, but I know it will contribute to my stretch of 0's for band attendance, which I was present but just didn't take. Stupid right? Anyway, the disclaimer already told you that I am stupid, so this is 废话. Now what do I need to say? Oh right! As you see, there are 7 months with 11 prime days, 4 with 10 and 1 with 9. So together makes 126. Which is about 4 months and since I removed some days from each month, this means that each month didn't exceed 20. So 126 is a tough number eh? Still, there could have been just 16 months, with the thirty-second day added to some. A month with 6 days is totally ridiculous! Or 17 with one day forked out of each month. But since 17 is prime, which is cursed, so there is most likely 16. So anyway, you see that the calendar has 12 months because people just don't like the number of months being 2⁴ so they made it twelve. Now you see the level of my IQ? LOL!

Am I really being cursed or what?

Like all other days... Reading the SMB... Until I came to this:

This year, Hwa Chong Institution (High School) is represented by the band, "I Crushed A Snail On Wednesday". The band is fronted by helmsman Timothy Iype Thomas from 4B.

What! Did you curse me? That day after 3rd Language, I stepped on a snail! You cursed me you *toot*! Curses work? There is a chance though. Like Potato who cursed Qiken for the English exam. By the way, why don't they work when I curse others?

Today's Weiqi lesson is so retarded

For the holiday I was rather excited about today's Weiqi lesson, but I didn't know it was this slack. So 1st thing, for those who do not know how to play, you must know how to surround other people's pieces. Who doesn't know that? 2nd thing, 开局先把棋子放在哪里，当然是先放在角上咯。这些都是废话，就连打结后手不能立刻踢的规矩也没讲。那么三结连环的平局就更不用说了。那个猪牛家养的犀牛就总是在打结后踢我。然后那教练看那一盘棋都是说差不多，没有人占明显优势。我跟绵羊下的那盘太奇怪，攻的人总是亏棋。下礼拜还是因该多走谢不是紧靠子的棋。Hopefully we learn more useful things...

LOL... Let's share something funny...

These were shared by my classmates:

Retarded Conclusion 1:
Some men are lawyers.
Some lawyers are women.
Therefore, some men are women.

Retarded Conclusion 2:
All men are mortal.
Mrs Yong is not a man.
Therefore, Mrs Yong is immortal.

OK, English lesson was used to talk about oral. Blah... Blah... Then it came to the Nelson Mandela passage. Nelson Mandela(the old joke by Ah Meng the Orangutan from XNPS 6C2006)'s Chinese name-鸟屎满地拉. LOL. That's all for today, come back next time...

Err... I got counselled...

Another fine day with nothing different. Just when school was about to end, I got counselled! Not exactly counselled but so? Mrs Wong very "Singaporish". 爱管闲事... She thinks she's god? Control the world? Just because I denied Lim Zhong Hui's dumb statement (he's a lil' bossy though) she think something's bothering me. What kind of shit statement is that? Though something is bothering me, but it's got nothing to do with that! Jumping to conclusions. Luckily she didn't force me to say anything... 咳，人生永远不会让我见到光明的一面， 它永远都会是黑暗的。这就是生活，这就是我们大家所创造的世界，这就是宇宙给我们带来的。一个永远充满了悲伤的世界。有什么好？你能像古人那样吗？没有烦恼，不用为任何东西而犯愁。Life is pathetic no matter how old you are. By the time you retire and want to enjoy life, you will find that you couldn't, as your life expectancy can be up any minute. Wish... Armageddon... Hopefully it will bring us out of this misery...

Late post...

The world is against me once more? LOL! Now I forgot how to write index numbers. 5 spaces for SMO: _ _ _ _ _ "Please fill in your index number:" supposed to be like this: 3 7 4 2 _ Then I went: _ 3 7 4 2. Freakkk!!! WTF! The silliest mistake of all. :(